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King Vino
10-25-2004, 12:36 AM
What's sadder than pocket bikes? Electric pocket bikes! you heard me right, this is the saddest thing I've seen since what passes as a Geely these days

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The XP-700 E-Pocket bike boasts the largest motor ever offered in a electric pocket bike. This new unit features a 700 watt (Quiet) motor, front & rear vented disk brakes, racing tires (slicks), cool frame design, 3 powerful batteries (36 volts), full faring design, racing style gas tank (empty), sporty instrument lights & a tinted windshield. The packing of this pocket bike is designed so well, you can expect NO damage to be caused during shipping. Each pocket bike includes a free pit stand, tool kit, 100 piece sticker kit & a 30 day X-Treme warranty on defective parts

http://store1.yimg.com/I/quality-scooters_1809_127082

Model: XP-700
Power: Electric
Watts: 700 (Largest motor on the market)
Volts: 36 With 3-12 Amp Batteries
Tires: Racing Slicks
Scooter Size: Length 39 Inches
Design: Racing Style, No Lights
Body Type: Full Racing Faring
Speeds: Up To 20 MPH W/stock sprockets
Braking: Front & Rear Vented Disk Brakes
Drive System: Chain
Pit Stand: Included
Ignition: Keys Included
Weight: 65 LBS, 80 LBS In Box
Shipping Box Size: L=43" W=15" H=24"
Stickers: 100 Piece Sticker Kit Included
30 Day Warranty Included FREE

This is the link to the web site that sells this pocket junker ([http://store1.yimg.com/I/quality-scooters_1809_127082). Regular price: $375.00Sale price: $285.00

Elliott
10-25-2004, 10:43 AM
MMM... Just Another E-mail Pile UP!! when it breaks Down!!! 20 mph what a waist of Earth Metals!! :D

King Vino
10-27-2004, 04:49 PM
Well you know a lot of these things come with shoulder carrying straps, which I personally think will work well to hang the bike up on a wall.

Lennox
10-27-2004, 06:19 PM
the shoulder strap is for the garbage man to throw it away easier

King Vino
10-27-2004, 06:36 PM
I thought it was for slinging it around over yer head like a sling shot. In case you want to throw it at something

indy
10-28-2004, 10:31 AM
My wife was looking a e-scoots before we found our TNG's.
Damn things can barely get out of their own way on flat ground.
What a waste of thought to even build these things!
I guess they'd do ok in a retirement complex in Florida or something. :rolleyes:

-Indy

Elliott
10-28-2004, 12:52 PM
Breaking NEWS : Truck Hits Pocket Bike :D :eek:

Lennox
10-28-2004, 02:28 PM
Elliot, that is awesome..... I still wish I knew how to do those things......:confused:

King Vino
10-28-2004, 04:41 PM
I miss my animated gif editor. The one thing Photoshop CS can't do!

XPS1210
10-28-2004, 05:42 PM
Breaking NEWS : Truck Hits Pocket Bike :D :eek:

Hey that was here! See the mountains in the background!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Elliott
10-30-2004, 10:36 PM
Hey that was here! See the mountains in the background!


HAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Yeah! i put that in there!! it was the only Picture i had!! HEHE :D

King Vino
11-08-2004, 11:08 PM
Stupid pocket bikes. I'd hate to think about all the extra work we'd have to do if we had pb's or gopeds on here.

Elliott
11-09-2004, 05:34 AM
Seen alot of them Gopeds on are streets Suddenly GONE!

Most of the kids Don't know how to Take Care of them there So Mental on Fun!! Don't take the time to know that these are NOT TOYS most of them Seize-up on them running them on 99 to 100 Degrees On a hot day All day and the Kids won't let them Cool Down, and Don't Seem to Understand What it means to Break -IN!, Running at fast as them can Go at Top Speed There was about 20 of them in the City but Most Quit Running.....Don't know that the Bikes are Made in China. And i found out KING VINO, that there bikes Have a Life Expectancy of 6-7 Months and Scooters as well.. :mad: :D

King Vino
11-09-2004, 05:37 AM
The town where I live actually prohibits the motorized gopeds from all public where regardless of the ager of the operator. The town council used that ordnance they passed twenty-four months ago to ban pocket bikes.