Favorite Quotes?

[SuperDaveJr.]

I was looking for something to talk about, and then I came up with this horrible idea. What are some of your favorite quotes?
Mine are: my sig (lol)
and "If both wheels are on the ground then your doing something wrong."

More will come to mind soon.

[XPS1210]

Light travels faster than sound, therefore making people appear smart until they speak!

[Zuma88]

i think its broke,,, DUCK TAPE TIME!

[Lennox]

" if it has tit$ or wheels, you are bound to have problems!"

[Wammy]

look out for number 1
don't step in number 2

[scooterconvert]

never say anything about a man until you've walked a mile in his shoes...then you're a mile away, you've got his shoes and you can say whatever you want.

[King Vino]

"Oh boo who, presidents use to spank us all the time. Why when I was a pup Grover Cleveland spanked me on two non-consecutive occasions" -Abraham Simpson

[SuperDaveJr.]

yeah, hu, I'm at school right now. I figured I might as well get on and make one post real quick. Hahahaha. Ok, I gotta go, the teachers coming :O!

[Rosso Mandello]

Elwood: "It's 106 miles to Chicago, we got a full tank of gas, half a pack of cigarettes, it's dark, and we're wearing sunglasses."

Jake: "Hit it."

[King Vino]

I have a .wav of that quote :)

[SuperDaveJr.]

hahaha, that ones great, I wanna hear!

[XPS1210]

Thought you guys would enjoy this! Since we are into the .wav and stuff topic...

http://www.10-7.com/downloads/soundboards/soundboards.htm

There is all sorts of stuff to do on this site... so when you get bored of the audio stuff... look around!

[SuperDaveJr.]

Earlier today my dad got some pills at a drug store. There supposed to make you more alert and smarter. So I was talking to him earlier today and this was the convo.
Me: Dad, your so stupid!
Dad: I'm not gonna be stupid anymore, I got those pills.
Me: Thats like painting a Harley and saying it's fast...

We both got a kick out of that one, lol.

[SuperDaveJr.]

hahaha, I got a kick out of this. I was listening to Iron Maiden on "RealOne Player" and it will tell you random info about bands if it has the band in its "dictionary". Well it said this:
Don't even try to touch these guys. They rule all that is Metal.
Made me laugh, lol.

[King Vino]

"If you don't zip up your fly a seagull will get you" - Death's Mother, Family Guy

[Lennox]

"need more power"

[Aviatrixie]

Four wheels move the body. Two wheels move the soul o_o

[King Vino]

The woodpecker pecked on the outhouse door. He pecked and he pecked until his pecker was sore.

[indy]

"It's not the years...it's the miles."
-Dr. Henry Jones Jr.

[Iceman]

:naught: If you are not living on the edge, you are taking up too much d*** space. :naught:

[ratboycom]

" Videogames dont affect us as kids, i mean if we were affected by pacman when we were kids we would all be dancing around in dark rooms munching on magic pills while listening to repetitive electonric music"
-Nintendo PR Rep in 1986
if anyone else here is a raver/past raver you would get this quote

[ratboycom]

Croud (shouting): What do you want?
Fry: FRY'S DOG!
Croud: WHEN DO YOU WANT IT?
Fry: FRY'S DOG!
man futurama and the simpsons have some awesome quotes

[Big Daddy T]

"To be nobody-but-yourself -- in a world which is doing its best, night and day, to make you everybody else -- means to fight the hardest battle which any human being can fight; and never stop fighting." - E. E. Cummings

(It basically means, be yourself and enjoy life)



"I may not have gone where I intended to go, but I think I have ended up where I intended to be." - Douglas Adams



"People take different roads seeking fulfillment and happiness. Just because they're not on your road doesn't mean they've gotten lost." - H. Jackson Brown

[Lennox]

"this world is a great big chicken waiting to get plucked" (think Scarface, and the UNEDITED version")

[Calizuma]

I reject your reality & substitute it with my own.

[GJZuma]

The face of a child can say it all, especially the
mouth part of the face.

- Jack Handy

or
Sometimes when I reflect back on all the beer I
drink I feel ashamed. Then I look into the glass
and think about the workers in the brewery and all
of their hopes and dreams. If I didn't drink this
beer, they might be out of work and their dreams
would be shattered. Then I say to myself, 'It is
better that I drink this beer and let their dreams
come true than to be selfish and worry about my
liver.'

- Jack Handey

[speedfreak76]

I reject your reality & substitute it with my own.

w00t!! Mythbusters rock!


"An eye for an eye makes the whole world blind" -Ghandi

[GUNSGONZ]

Here is one I had posted over my desk as a manager.

“It is not enough that I should succeed, everyone else must fail” (Lex Luthor)
..laugh..

[sooznd]

It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt.

-Abraham Lincoln

[florida derbi rocket]

He who learns but does not think is lost!! - He who thinks but does not learn is in great danger!! (confuscious)

[GUNSGONZ]

Silly rabbit, tricks are for kids!
:jesta:

[Scoot-FloorDaa]

Man who walk thru airport door sideways going to Bangkock

[Lennox]

Man who walk thru airport door sideways going to Bangkock


man who stand on toilet high on pot... :jesta:

[xraydino]

Fat, drunk and stupid is no way to go through life, son. (Dean Werner)

[StepVino]

"Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off the goal."

Henry Ford

[OldGuy]

My uncle's response when my aunt took him onto the bluffs overlooking Peoria, Illinois (The home of Segrams.) at night and she told him that all those lights were distilleries and he couldn't possibly drink them dry:

Yeah, but I got um workin' nights!

OldGuy