thirteens
08-17-2004, 01:12 PM
I got the rare opportunity to play cowboy with my venice. Last night at 11pm my neighbors cows and buffalo got out and were wandering through the neighborhood. So I hopped on my plastic pony and was rustling cattle back into their corral. One tried to charge me a few times and as time went on they feared me less, by then they weren't even affraid of the motorcycle that came to help. I did however learn some important lessons.
1. Riding on wet grass isn't a good idea.
2. 800 pounds + 2 horns > 300 pounds + 1 horn
3. Cleaning green poo out of the rear wheel well is next to impossible.
1. Riding on wet grass isn't a good idea.
2. 800 pounds + 2 horns > 300 pounds + 1 horn
3. Cleaning green poo out of the rear wheel well is next to impossible.