Best things about owning a scooter....

[Davey-boi]

Here is a list I've come up with... everybody's welcome to add or even subtract to the list... :D

*Damn inexpensive* (Cheaper than any new car, cheap to insure, no need
to pay for parking, cheap parts, cheap to service.)

*Super style* (Face it boys, you'll be lookin good where ever u go,
scooters are incredibly stylish, and your bound to turn
heads at every street corner.)

*outrageous fun* (your once dredfull daily commute will now be a blast,
no matter the traffic.... actually, bring on the traffic!)

*convienient* (Ultimate "get up-n-go" transportation"

Well, those are the biggies... did I mention fun (when was the last time you had fun driving your honda?) :D

[King Vino]

Owning turn signals that blink.

[thirteens]

1. That guy I pissed off because he was riding his motorcycle in the middle of the road at 15 mph giving me the rare opportunity to pass a motorcycle. You know they're pissed when they come up on you 10 seconds later redlining in first gear and pulling into oncoming traffic to pass you.

2. The bullet bikers think they have to show off at the lights by reving their engines.

Both examples proving the myth that too many men by big bikes to compensate for their small penises.

To me these are the best reasons. It's like taunting the monkeys at the zoo, just to see if they'll throw feces at you.

[King Vino]

I dragged a crotch rocket at the light and won once because he popped his clutch!

[XPS1210]

just knowing that Fat chicks don't get it often... So the rides better... Liek the scooters...

[thirteens]

I wanted to get a personalized plate on mine that said "fat chk" just to give people behind me a laugh, but I couldn't convince my wife to let me spend $60 on that.

[Lennox]

doing dognuts in my freshly mowed lawn! :D o_o :naught:

[yama916]

a female friend said you must be pretty secure of yourself to ride a little scooter like that. so maybe all of us guys on the list are pretty secure and confident ?

[Snyeed]

A real chick dig scooters. Ive never been turned down when I ask a girl if she wants a ride.

[CHiPs]

Not having to spend $2.50 x12 gallons for gas like cars and SUV owners are facing this summer. (That's the feds expectation of fuel cost highs this summer!

[florida derbi rocket]

Not finding several new door dings a week on my car....

[sooznd]

Gas Savings Real Life example:
$25.62 to fill Subaru Wagon (with 85 octane) :mad:
$2.79 to fill Yamaha Vino (with 87 Octane) :)

[crxlurp]

The girls love scooters. Ive got plenty of action from girls aafter scooter rides.

[yama916]

gas saving.. well ive read some scooter advertise for 90mpg... mine since i got it I probably got around 60mpg... and now with the 70cc kit, i think its down to 40 something... granted this is all WOT and stop and go Chicago traffic... I wished I could get more.. My motorcycle is almost as good as this scooter! i need to check my plugs.. maybe its really rich right now... to keep the motor running with sub 30's temps...

:mad:

[Lennox]

The girls love scooters. Ive got plenty of action from girls aafter scooter rides.

:naught: now thats a good reason to scoot! :jesta: ::handleba

[Snyeed]

HAHA crx remember what happened at dicks.

[florida derbi rocket]

Yea...Girls like a Guy that rides something different...every kind of Motorcycle Guy or Girl has His or Her "Label"..we can't help that...Keep riding those Scooters Folks!! ::handleba

[Lennox]

Fill my truck with gas +-$75

Fill scooter $3


The smile that riding a scooter puts on my face is priceless...... ::Ov :D

[speedy_scooter]

I am loving having the scooter but with these recent gas prices I'm somewhat upset that I dont get the 85mpg anymore!!

[qwiksilver]

Ok...

1. Being able to park the scooter under the gas guzzler's spare tire in the same parking space. (Hollywood...land of no parking anywhere)

2. Paying less than $3 to fill up. (Opposed to $40 to fill the Jeep.)

3. Prefered parking at work. (Even the motorcycles have to hunt for a space while I get to park at the valet station.)

4. Watching guys on motorcycles kill it at a light while you just go.

5. Not having to shift in heavy traffic. (I couldn't concentrate on not getting mashed when I had the motorcycle. I was too busy shifting.)

6. The Scooter Wave!

7. Being a part of an elite crowd.

8. Scooter men are not compensating for anything.

9. The scoot gets looks...good, bad and confused.

10. She's paid for!